Cankuhn's Lagoon

Slumming with Mum

2009-05-24T06:04:00.011-04:00

Those who follow my blogs and tweets (and various other hoots, chirps and hollers) know that I wasn't exactly the biggest fan of Slumdog Millionaire. Actually, if I remember my exact words during Oscar Run time, I HATED it. But I've been fascinated as the soap opera of the flick's child stars and their families unfolds in the news.

The latest in the saga leaves these unexpected little movie stars homeless. (Hard to believe, given the worldwide attention they've received that this chain of events has even played out this way.)

But I think I may have an idea. A certain somebody who has been trying to adopt and rescue all of the children in the impoverished parts of the world has recently run into some troubles adopting. No, not Angelina Jolie. I'm speaking of the ultimate mega superstar mama.

So let me make the formal introductions.

Ahem, Kids, meet your new mega superstar mom, Madonna.

Madonna, meet the kiddies.

The Ultimate Trek Team

2009-05-14T08:13:00.005-04:00

For my Star Trek fans out there, old and new (those who call themselves trekkies, those who call themselves trekkers and those who just like a good pop culture poll!) The time to speak up and be counted has arrived...

USA Today is assembling the ultimate Star Trek crew and they want your input, people.

Check it out here and be sure to do your civic duty and vote today!

How's Your Brain Leaning Today?

2009-05-07T12:09:00.007-04:00

I've always wondered if I'm more left-brain or right-brain. After all, I'm a writer...analytical, logical and mathematical, yet I consider myself a visually-driven processor of info and creative. So which is it?

I decided to find a good test out there and diagnose myself. After finding plenty of duds, I finally found one that poses some interesting questions to determine your right-brain vs. left-brain ratio, and frankly, the results for me were right on the money. (I'm 57%Left-Brained; 43%Right-Brained, BTW.)

Have fun, my webbie friends!
Cankuhn

Bono: The New Barbara Walters?

2009-05-06T12:01:00.007-04:00

If you're as much a longtime fan of U2 as I am, then I'm sure you were amused at the thought of Bono, the interviewer, unveiled recently on CNN's AC360 as he posed questions to apparent friend and hero George Clooney, always fascinating, funny, and yes, yummy, too.

I do believe we have one of the most unusual albeit engrossing interviews I've watched in a while, though I do think Bono does everything but polish George's shoes during this bizarre yet revealing interview. He seems about as gooey and doe-eyed as I might be in the hot seat. Must be a man-crush.

Enjoy, fellow Bono fans and Clooney groupies.

Idol Update for David Cook Fans

2009-05-05T09:46:00.009-04:00

For any of my fellow Idol fans and tweeps out there, I'm sure you heard the sad news that Adam Cook, brother of last year's Idol winner David Cook has died after a long battle with brain cancer late Saturday night, May 2.

The American Idol 8 winner addresses his fans at his own Web site in a new blog entry and says that the bulk of his concert schedule won't be impacted as his brother would have wanted it that way.

Check out David's own blog entry right here.

Deepest condolences to the singer and his family...

Weekend Fun with the Kuhns

2009-05-04T08:55:00.028-04:00

Well, well, well. Another Monday arrives and I must say that spending time with the vacationing hubby for this whole past week was spectacular. I of course have been on permanent furlough since early April, but even I felt like I was truly on vacation as we had a chance to both tackle some fun home projects and still feel like we were on vacation.

Friday, we took our big road trip to the World Golf Hall of Fame. Cool place.

They have a special Bob Hope exhibit that runs through the rest of the year and we found the actual hall of inductees quite interesting.

If you ever want a makeover, get inducted here. Check out Karrie Webb before.

And after.

They're pretty kind to their inductees, don't you agree?

We enjoyed a delicious lunch at Bill Murray and brothers' Caddyshack (for me, the yummy hack salad minus the turkey and bacon but with extra bleu cheese and eggs!)

Lar met up with the restaurant's "mascot." We're not the biggest Gator fans but something about a man in a skirt just compels me to take a photo. Hmmm....

Then it was off to the PGA 18-hole putting course where I scored - ahem - a hole in one on hole #9 (woohoo) but still went on to be sorely beaten by the final hole.

After resting on the bench lakeside enjoying the breeze and the lovely scenery, we hit the road again for the three-hour trip home through such hustling and bustling cities as Interlachen and Palatka (yep, I never heard of them either). But it was a fun adventure and best of all, the old wall map in the fitness room gets one more sticker marking yet another sports hall of fame that we've tackled.

Let's see: we've done football, basketball, baseball, bowling, hockey (well, I have) and now golf. What's next? Tennis? Figure skating? Shuffleboard?Hmmm...

On Saturday, our favorite visitors stopped by the house to celebrate (a little early) Lar's upcoming birthday.

Opening gifts, enjoying some Mexican munchies and just hanging out with the kids was fun as always. Great company, great food and delightful conversation. And the cool baseball, music and TV-themed books were a hit.

Brandon tried to pull a fast one on his dad foregoing his usual look with a mohawk. After we picked up Lar's jaw from the ground, he explained it was just for the day, he'd be returning to his usual shaved head cut.

Deacon, my grandson (yep, older hubby+older stepkids=stepson), is five and a bundle of energy. I mean a lot of it. Then, add about 5 chocolate chip cookies and an Iced Tea and you've got one supercharged little fella. Tuckered out this 39-year-old, who doesn't need much to get tuckered out these days.

What a week, what a weekend. A reminder of what's really important in life.

Take a few moments to remind yourself today of what and who matter most to you. Make the best of your Monday!

Peace,

Cankuhn

The Woes of the Wealthy

2009-04-30T07:42:00.005-04:00

In these days of furloughs, layoffs and foreclosures, the wealthy are simply feeling too guilty to buy luxury items.

Awww, sniffle-sniffle.

Somehow I'm just not feeling the sympathy here that these folks might feel they deserve. Now get out there, Bloomberg, and buy a damn Ferrari.

Barking at the Ball Park

2009-04-21T11:05:00.006-04:00

This weekend was all about the great outdoors. Good thing, too, because Monday was all about rain showers and gloomy skies.

We golfed with some friends at the lovely and eclectic Sherman Hills Golf Club in Brookesville on Saturday (well, only 14 holes since the sunset put a damper on finishing up things!)

We'd only played the course one other time a year or two back and I'm really not sure why we had never returned. Terrific course - greens are in great shape and the variety from hole to hole is such a refreshing departure from most courses. But best of all, it's a steal. $15 after 3pm. You just can't beat that.

But on Sunday, it was time for Dexter, our chiweenie, to get into the mix... The three of us packed up the car and headed to Clearwater for Bark in the Ballpark at BrightHouse Field to benefit the Humane Society of Pinellas.

We saw doggies big and small and enjoyed a game between Phillies and Yankees minor league teams, Clearwater Threshers and Tampa Bay Yankees respectively. Clearwater won, BTW - yea! As a Red Sox fan, it's just common practice to root against anything New York Yankees related.

A little walking, a lot of sunburn but mucho fun, as well, and all for a good cause...though I could have done without the annoying heckler (yes, the game really did come with its own amateur Yankees heckler and a fairly pathetic one at that).

Next Bark in the Ballpark events there are being held later this summer. Go to the Clearwater Threshers site for details. I strongly encourage bringing the pooch for some quality paw-shaking and tail-wagging social time but be sure to equip yourselves with plenty of water and sunblock.

Ciao for now!

Still Celebrating Tampa Women in Business

2009-04-17T23:39:00.006-04:00

I'm venturing out again into new territory. Of course I've done the blogging thing before, and as usual, it's by no means a big money-generating venture. But that's okay, because for me, this blog is more about the mission: inspiring, empowering and connecting women of the local business community.

I'm still p urs uing freelance writing work (so if you know of anyone, pass along my info!) as well as that ultimate next dream job, but I'm channeling my skirty! energy and positive vibes into this new regular feature column of mine as Tampa Women's Business Examiner. I've already posted my first entry letting visitors know what to expect.

So be sure to bookmark me and come back regularly because I plan to introduce visitors to local women in business and provide inspirational examples of what can be done if you put your mind (and energy!) in motion. I'll be sharing valuable marketing advice and info about upcoming opportunities to network, support other women-led businesses and help out Bay area women and families by giving back.

Hope you'll stop by and stay awhile!

Women Can Do Everything, So Will We? Cokie Roberts Rings In

2009-04-16T15:19:00.014-04:00

Just returned from a wonderful luncheon at the Tampa Convention Center hosted by the Greater Tampa Chamber of Commerce in conjunction with WUSF Public Broadcasting (and ticket courtesy of a terrific artist who appeared in skirt! Tampa Bay magazine last July - thanks, Katy!)

And as always, what I love most about these networking events, I got the chance to interact with some very interesting people at my table (happy to meet you, Lonnie and Michelle ~ nice talking with you, Doug!) but the reason for all of this hub-bub, the day's guest speaker, author and Emmy-winning journalist, Cokie Roberts.

She spoke about the victories and disappointments women have experienced on the path to achieve equality in politics, business and society in general. She's recently updated and re-released her book We Are Our Mother's Daughters, celebrating its 10th anniversary, updated to reflect recent events including last fall's presidential election and in particular, sexism's role in the treatment of Presidential and Vice Presidential candidates Hillary Clinton and Sarah Palin respectively. (She took some questions about this and other subjects and signed books following the luncheon.)

One person in the audience brought up an observation which Roberts concurred with - a mixed reaction to younger women's lack of knowledge about or respect for women's earlier struggles for equality - happy because gender becoming a non-issue should be the ultimate goal (young girls shouldn't pause at the thought of going into fire rescue or running for President because they don't feel they can fill the role...they should feel confident that they can be anything, anybody). At the same time, there's some anger and disappointment that younger generations of women might not appreciate what pain and danger other women before them experienced to help society evolve or to spur what progress HAS been made.

I must admit, that while I'm in no way the young woman I know they refer to, even as an almost-forty-year-old, I will say that I never felt that I couldn't do something because of my gender. I've never felt bound by my chromosomes or restricted in any way other than by my capabilities or economic situation.

I truly believe that it's more than our neighbors that influence this. It starts at home. Though my dad for much of my childhood was the primary breadwinner, as I became a teenager, my parents owned a business together and it was great for me to see Mom in a different role beyond caretaker or homemaker. My father also has been one of the most supportive men I know - besides my husband, of course! - and always communicated to me how smart he thought I was and how much he believed in me. Still does. (Yep, that's me below in my favorite empowering purple dress.)

I'm so lucky to have him as a dad and I really believe that his confidence in me (and of course Mom's, too) has provided that extra boost I needed to take chances sometimes when maybe my more conservative, logical side would otherwise tell me to stick with the safer route.

I'd love to hear from other women out there reading this. Can you think back to a time where you really stepped back and thought or even said to yourself, 'I can't do that because I'm a woman?' If so, tell me about it. If not, why do you think that thought hasn't entered your head?

Dads, would love to hear from you, too, especially if you have daughters of your own.

What I Learned on Daytime TV This Morning

2009-04-15T11:06:00.013-04:00

Interesting day so far. I've had quite a few sedentary tasks this morning. Installing some apps on the new laptop, folding some laundry and sewing on a few buttons (such the Martha Stewart this morning, I know). So what better way to entertain myself while chugging along and sipping on the java, than some morning TV?

Here's some wisdom I picked up from Wednesday's morning TV entertainment smorgasbord:

* Bedbugs are infiltrating the nation's hotel industry. There's even a national summit planned in D.C. to discuss the epidemic!

* NBC's "Today" is giving away their tenth free wedding extravaganza and AMAZINGLY all 9 of the first lucky couples are still married and apparently doing well. (Maybe the show has tapped into the secret to wedded bliss - let someone else arrange and pay for your wedding!!)

* "Live with Regis & Kelly" substitute co-host Mark Consuelos does a mean Simon Cowell impersonation, but wife and show host Kelly Ripa does an even better incoherent Paula Abdul.

* Barbara Walters of "The View" has a radio show on Sirius every Monday at 6pm. Oh wait, I learn this every time Barbara makes an appearance on the show. And her book is now available in paperback. (She'll be sure to mention this some time this hour, too.)

* And 90210 alum Tori Spelling says she's just a woman like everybody else (just don't compare her to mama). Oh, and she's not withering away to 98 pounds as the tabloids are reporting. She must have at least 102 pounds on her.

Aah, the lessons of life as told by perky morning TV hosts and the latest tabloid news pubs and sites. Now, I can get to work!

Michelle's Message: Do More!

2009-04-14T07:51:00.007-04:00

Have you had a chance to check out First Lady Michelle Obama's essay at USAToday? In it, she encourages young people among us to follow a path of volunteerism and service, not to beef up college applications or score brownie points with recruiters but because it is the RIGHT thing to do.

I have to admit. I've never been a big volunteer. While I knew some kids growing up who did get involved in community fundraising and civic clubs at an early age, I don't think my generation (what are we - X, Y or Z?) really focused on other people as much as some of the generations to follow.

People always say that fashion hits cycles and much the same way I equate a generation's generosity of time and money. I've always felt the generation that followed me had much more of a conscience globally - with regard to human rights, the environment and philanthropy. To me, that generation reminds me more of the activism of the 60s, and I suppose my generation touches on the complacency of the 50s. Sad but true. We did after all grow up in the Reagan era - big stock ups (and downs), an age of do-it-to-him-before-he-does-it-to-you and definitely not an era focused on reaching out to those in need. In fact, when efforts were made to campaign for peace or change, it was successful on a broad scale (like We Are the World or Comic Relief) but it always seemed the exception not the rule.

But that's the past. I'm living in the future I only dreamt about as a teenager lost in Molly Ringwald films and Duran Duran vinyl. Obama's message should touch all of us, not just the young people she hopes to reach but those of us who've always WANTED to make a difference but haven't yet extended ourselves to do so.

It's time for all of us to stretch a little bit. Yep, me included.

It's time to leave the comfort zone. It's a whole new world.

Remembering One of Baseball's Great Voices

2009-04-13T17:20:00.009-04:00

Deepest sympathies go out to our community's own Tampa Bay Rays sports analyst Todd Kalas on the loss of his father, iconic sports announcer and Hall of Famer Harry Kalas.

He was a true legend and will be sorely missed. The game just won't be the same without him.

Caught in the Act

2009-04-13T09:07:00.005-04:00

If you haven't heard this story yet, you've got to stop to read this one.

A woman decides to leave her webcam running to monitor her home but hadn't actually checked it in months. Something prompts her to check the web cam from work and lo and behold, she catches burglars in progress at her home!

Click here to see the actual webcam footage!

Not only does she catch them in the act and call 9-1-1 who then alerts the police which surrounds the home and arrests them. But it turns out that one of the culprits is her neighbor's son (gulp...yikes) and there is another burglary going on right down the street, which he and his misguided buddies know about, so they proceed to "rat out" the other young criminals taking care of business at the other home. Two burglaries foiled in an instant. Presto!

All because of ONE webcam and a woman's intuition.

Sigh. Women rule. And technology's a pretty groovy thing, too.

Bawk! Bawk!

2009-04-12T12:17:00.005-04:00

Aah yes, Easter.

Easter baskets, colorfully dyed eggs, chocolate bunnies. Oh yes, and then I seem to recall some sort of religious connection...but the creamy Cadbury Eggs...mmm! The smooth, peanut-buttery Reese's "eggs"... heavenly! Oh and the Peeps! Ohmigosh, the peeps!

Today I will have a religious experience of my own and indulge in the sweetness that is Easter. Please click and enjoy this humble offering of an Easter classic.

Frugal Fashion?

2009-04-11T09:28:00.005-04:00

I knew that this big news will particularly excite some of my more fashion-conscious friends. And especially the Sex and the City fans among them. Now, I'll admit style to me means whether you match your colors or not. Admittedly, I'm not a follower of the latest fashion trends or designers. I'd prefer to follow the Tampa Bay Rays.

But... I'm all about common sense and if someone has found a way to appeal to people's love for fashion while respecting their need to be kind to their bank accounts, I think this is especially important to share with others.

Actress Kristin Davis (Sex and the City) has unveiled a new line of inexpensive but fashionable clothing to be available at Belk stores. Apparently, the line's got everybody talking.

Check it out here and see what you think! Is there enough bang for the buck?

Tiger, Tiger, We Need You!

2009-04-10T23:35:00.004-04:00

Are you following? If you had told me ten years ago that I'd not only be watching golf on TV but enjoying it as well, I would have laughed in your face.

My hubby and I "found" golf the same way many religious peeps discover their higher calling in early 2007 and we've been hooked ever since. Granted, we're not that great and we don't get to hit the links quite as much as we'd like given the cost at this time of year and the fact that, well, we are currently a one-income household (not to mention, we're frugal folks, too!)

Currently, Americans Chad Campbell and Kenny Perry are tops on the leaderboard (I know, I know, for many of us - who??), but not to worry Tiger Woods is tied for 19th. Only a player like Tiger can stalk the leaderboard and move from 19th to 1st in just two days, so don't discount him yet.

I can't remember the last time a player has captured my attention for any sport as much as Tiger(and this household takes its sports quite seriously). I suppose I feel the same awe and inspiration that cycling fans feel when Lance Armstrong rounds a bend.

We'll be watching, Tiger, and waiting for you to make your big move.

Billy Bob Goes Bonkers

2009-04-09T09:35:00.006-04:00

Have you heard about the latest celebrity meltdown? This time, it's Billy Bob Thornton attempting to "promote" his band the Boxmasters on a Canadian radio station and it's in no way a manic, violent cyclone of obscenities in the tradition of Christian Bale or Michael Cera (of Juno and Superbad) but still memorable and hilarious in its own way. Kudos to FilmDrunk for this great find!

Disclaimer: I'm a huge fan of Billy Bob, the actor and screenwriter (though according to this video, he might not be too happy that I called him either of those things). Sling Blade is just about one of my favorite movies in recent decades. But as a musician, he's never knocked my socks off. Still, it's another demonstration of a star tantrum that is far beyond the scope of any sense of reality. (Is it me or is this radio host unbelievably patient and polite? I would not have made it this far without losing it.)

Billy Bob, get over yourself.

Scott's No Survivor On Idol

2009-04-09T06:09:00.004-04:00

It's never a good idea to sing a song about anything being over. But with just 6 weeks to go in the competition, the journey for American Idol's first ever blind finalist Scott MacIntyre came to an end on last night's show.

Host Ryan Seacrest announced that both he and fellow Idol contender Anoop Desai were in the bottom two, separated by only 30,000 votes.

After performing Survivor's "The Search Is Over" for a second time for the judges (much better than the night before, I might add!), it was Simon Cowell who after the group's supposed serious deliberation broke the bad news to Scott.

Question for you Idol fans out there: does anyone really believe that every week there's at least ONE person for whom they're seriously considering using the judges' veto? Or does anyone theorize like me that it's just a gimmick and that on the the absolutely last week they can use the veto, the judges will show their great empathy and "save" whoEVER is going home that week? That's my take. Unless of course, Adam ends up bottom of the list next week, in which case, we might see them whip out a save earlier than planned.

Oh and for all of you YOUNG Idol fans out there, you can hear Scott's song choice on Vital Signs by Survivor. I know because I have the vinyl. Yep, vinyl. (Oops. My age is showing.)

Mad World Mesmerizes - Times Three!

2009-04-08T15:39:00.011-04:00

Everybody's talking about Adam Lambert's amazing performance on last night's American Idol of "Mad World" attributed to both Tears for Fears (original) and Gary Jules (cover more closely resembling Adam's take). To save you a little footwork, here are those videos to compare.

Original by Tears for Fears

The Gary Jules arrangement used in Donnie Darko.

And finally, Adam's awesome performance (not seen by many, thanks to Idol running late and the magic and frustration of DVR recording). Pardon the whole intro but it's the only version that hasn't been removed by FOX from YouTube yet - see it while you can! Quickly!!

Which do you like best? I have to say as a Tears for Fears fan myself, I really didn't remember this song by them. And I even possess a best of CD but it wasn't included. Interesting.

The Ultimate Spreadsheet

2009-04-08T09:37:00.007-04:00

Who would have guessed that a creative project could translate into the world of Excel? It's all the talk in media circles and one of the most downloaded files in recent months.

Is it really possible to take an artistic entity and structure it in such a way, breaking it down into columns and cells? Would we ever think of building a table to dissect the elements of a Rembrandt or lyrics of a John Lennon masterpiece? Then again, every object is made up of parts and in the great immortal words of that 80s Wendy's classic, parts is parts.

Join the next 10,000 to check it out for yourself by clicking here.

Now You See It, Now You Don't

2009-04-08T08:23:00.005-04:00

The wonders of PhotoShop never cease to amaze me. Have you heard the latest? Oh the travesty of having female cabinet members appear in a group shot.

Oh wait, there's one way to fix that. Remove them from the shot. Voila!

Winner, winner, chicken dinner! Seems like Israel's figured out a way to sneakily alter the state of affairs. Oh wait, they forgot about something: the rest of the world watching them! DOH!

When One Door Closes, Another House Opens

2009-04-07T19:37:00.005-04:00

Well, well, well. The story about actor Kal Penn continues...

Apparently, his departure couldn't have come at a more convenient time. His next assignment will be for a different house - the White House!

Good for him!

A Character Exits and a Long Lost Blogger Returns

2009-04-07T14:29:00.015-04:00

So much time has passed since my last blog entry but I live to blog another day! A lot has changed. I experienced much joy and success on the job with skirt! Tampa Bay but alas, the publication was a casualty of cost-cutting and with it, so was I.

But that was a week ago, and already I'm doing my best to get the word out to the masses that I'm a woman of many words and want to share them. SOMEWHERE!

I didn't catch it last night but saw the final moments of this week's House. I was so surprised about it though I had heard a blind entertainment tidbit that hinted at a major TV character's upcoming suicide. I used to be a faithful viewer until the last few seasons when it dumped most of its regular supporting cast, so I dumped the show. Yet each time I check in, I always find it fascinating and wonder why I'm not watching anymore. Hugh Laurie is simply incredible.

Apparently, last night's episode is the big talk on TV boards today. So what did you think of the big surprise twist? Did it seem out of character to you?

Cool Website To Check Out

2008-06-22T08:33:00.005-04:00

There's a very groovy site that I wanted to introduce to you if you haven't found it already...it's called Wordle. Have you "Wordled" yet?

Think of every possible word that might go together, type them up and let Wordle design for you a lovely little word art layout. You can adjust the layout style, font type and color palette...

This is addicting stuff. I smell some groovy little stocking stuffer ideas...hmmm....

Enjoy!

Happy Father's Day, All

2008-06-15T21:02:00.001-04:00

We had a great time seeing the kids today, especially little Deacon...even if the rain didn't want us hanging outside all that much. But the gang a little exercise in before it was simply time to go inside and eat some lunch!

Given how hot it's been lately, I didn't miss the outdoor escapades all that much. So we tackled the feast and cooler with gusto and headed for the living room to hang out with some other tired pups.

And some traditional Kuhn wrestling and tickling, of course.

The highlight of the afternoon was seeing how many different incarnations of the ultimate Dark Side bad dude would rear their ugly head.

Derek tries his hand at it.

There's even a bespectacled version.

This is the cutest little villain of all. (And no, I didn't try my hand at it. Claustrophobia and tight, confining masks don't really go well together.)

It's so hard to believe that Deacon will be 5 years old this fall.

He is such a communicative little boy. And what a ham!

I can't imagine where he gets that from...

Hmmm...
Nope, no one in this family.

Back up for Air

2008-05-26T08:32:00.003-04:00

Okay, so last time I wrote I said I should be coming up for air soon.

That was March 6.

It's May 26.

Yeah, I'm finally coming up for air...

I think I'm finally getting a handle on this stuff. Sorta. But I love the job. It truly is the most challenging I've ever had, the most rewarding and the most exciting to talk about with anybody.

So I guess I can forgive myself for more gray hairs than I've ever had, more miles accumulated on my car than ever before and frequently sleepless nights.

But it is getting better and I think I'm finally ready to start blogging about other aspects of my life again...now that I'm finally experiencing other aspects of my life again in my "free" time.

Aah. Yes, I think the weight is finally off my shoulders and I can do this job. (I think I can, I think I can...)

Remember me?

2008-03-06T23:47:00.000-05:00

So I accepted this new job in early February, you see...

And I started to write a blog for them as well as produce the content in print. Lo and behold, I forgot about you. But I promise I'll be back again soon. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow. But someday.

First official deadline's tomorrow. I should come up for air soon.

If I Could Talk to the Animals...

2008-02-12T22:56:00.000-05:00

I wasn't all that pumped up about going to Animal Kingdom. I really wasn't.

I love animals but the idea of using them in an entertainment setting (cageless or not), just didn't appeal to me.

We had one more day left on our Florida 3-park Disney pass and had never gone before. So we went.

Here are some shots from the day.

Yeah, that's a bat. Cool, huh?

And at least I got to pet some cool animals.

That's not too baaad.

February's Wine of the Month

2008-02-11T22:49:00.000-05:00

I am continuing my mission to try new wines this year and since it's a new month, that means it's time to be adventurous once again.

This month's special wine? Pinot Noir.

I must say that I entered into the taste test a bit reluctant. I have not experienced much success with the reds but supposedly this one would be different. At least that's what I'd heard and read.

Last month, I enjoyed the pleasant surprise with California Zinfadel. How would Pinot Noir score in my book.

The verdict?

Not too bad. Sure, I prefer Pinot Grigio, but I must say that after a few sips with dinner, it grew on me. I can't imagine that on its own, without food to accompany it that this one would be a big hit. But with my crockpot veggies, salad and soy burger, it wasn't too bad. The rich cherry flavor was pretty bold and I like the full body of it. It wasn't quite so scary after all. Still, every day I come to appreciate more and more the whites which just resonate with me more. Perhaps that will change eventually. For now, I know what I like. But that doesn't mean I'll stop exploring.

Now what should I pick for March? Hmmm...

Any suggestions?

Aah...vacation time!

2008-02-10T20:37:00.003-05:00

Larry and I are on vacation this week. It started with a wonderful visit to a friend's house Friday night, some shopping adventures on Saturday and today, a little links action. This time, our buddy Brenda joined us at The Groves in Land O Lakes.

Great course - lots of variety - well-maintained - and the weather today, absolutely gorgeous.

Usually, we see quite a bit of wildlife at this course. Once before in one afternoon we saw two gators (big and little), a little family of sandhill cranes and a cute kitty who pooped on hole 18's teebox (and cleaned up after himself, of course).

Today, just this big guy hanging out...

...and lots of birds. Unfortunately, not too many birdies, but a couple good holes just the same.

Sigh. I love this sport.

February's Cocktail of the Month

2008-02-09T07:39:00.000-05:00

Behold the Mojito.

If you've been following my progress with my New Year's "I Can' Statements for 2008, you know that I'm test-driving new wines and cocktails every month, introducing my palate to a plethora of exciting tastes, textures and tipsiness to new heights (or depths, depending on how much they knock me out, of course).

Last month, it was California Zinfadel and martinis (a hit and a miss, respectively). This month, I tapped into my buddy Amy's advice on a new drink in my stratosphere - the Mojito. Her brother started the business The Mojito Company, in fact.

Aah, the Mojito. A delicious blend of rum, bitters, sugar, mint, lime, club soda and ice.

I wish I had images of the momentous occasion but I'm happy to share the results of the big debut. And the verdict is?

DELICIOUS - refreshing - surprisingly sweet but not-too-sweet. And packing a sneaky little wallop that only came to visit when I rose from the table to move the glasses to the kitchen.

Thumbs up from this freshman indulger... and thanks, Amy and Chris, for going through the trouble and for sending me home with the personal muddler!

Or what looks like a combination of a bowling pin, potato masher and - ahem - "neck massager" all rolled into one.

It's a lot of work to prepare, but in the end, it was deliciously worth it! Ole!

Cheesing It Up

2008-02-08T16:54:00.000-05:00

I have my soft, sensitive, sappy side. (I know, I know...hard to believe.)

Yep, I dig a little ABBA sometimes. Occasionally, I don't mind a mellow Chicago or 80s Kool n the Gang tune. I'm not ashamed to admit it.

But when my friend Kim sent me this list of The Cheesiest Songs of All Time, I was downright disturbed.

I am one big-time vat of Cheez Whiz, because I love a bunch of them. Foreigner just wants to know what love is. Air Supply are just tender, sensitive fellas. Billy Ocean was a groovy guy (as long as he wasn't singing about getting into his car or the tough getting going.)

See what you think.

Bryan Adams? Come on, man!!

The Finer Life in Florida

2008-02-06T21:14:00.000-05:00

Now, you see, I read this story about two examples of perfect parents, and I know exactly why I love Florida so much. It's because of unique individuals like this who make all of us in the state look so respectable and couth.

Enjoy.

Oscar Run's Second Lap

2008-02-02T23:53:00.000-05:00

The Oscar Run continues...

Today, Lar and I hit Spring Hill's cheap-o cinemas for a double-feature to help move along our Oscar Run.

Saturday's features?

Juno and Atonement... these movies couldn't be more different. And so were our reactions when they ended.

Juno sweeps you off your feet, heck, during the opening credits. It's funny, spirited, smart, cool and resolves nicely.

Atonement? Just didn't get the allure. Could be interesting story. Everyone is so overly dramatic, so many plotlines seem they could have been resolved easily in one simple conversation. Frankly, I don't know why the movie's nominated. The young actress (aka beotch character from the movie) is good but not THAT good.

I'm sure there will be an easy replacement on my Oscar nominees list. But as for the ones we've seen so far (today's Juno as well as Michael Clayton and No Country for Old Men from last week), these three all make the grade.

We also watched Viggo in Eastern Promises tonight. I thought he was good but probably not good enough to beat the others for lead actor. I'm sure Daniel Day Lewis in There Will Be Blood has this one in the bag. That's our last Best Picture to see - maybe next weekend or while we're on vacation. In Eastern, Naomi Watts was really good (as usual). Not sure why she was overlooked for this one. For ladies who are fans of Viggo for his - ahem - talents, three words: bath house scene. That's all I'm saying.

Fourteen nominations down. Sixteen to go...woo-hoo!

A New Gig

2008-01-30T21:31:00.000-05:00

I'm happy to report that I'm going to be wearing a new hat professionally speaking...or skirt.

My newspaper's owner Media General is launching a new product in April called skirt Magazine! It's a very successful magazine in other markets, originated in the Charleston area, but now Tampa Bay is lucky enough to launch its own local version of the sassy, snarky women's magazine. And I'm the new editor. (Can I hear a woo-hoo from the Lagooners out there?)

I cannot wait to get out into the area telling people about it, interviewing local superstars that no one knows about and unveiling this fresh, fun publication with real attitude.

This is definitely like nothing I've ever done before, like no other project I've gotten the opportunity to work on, let alone steer. I can't wait to get started!

I'll officially move into the new role in mid-Feb but I'm already working up ideas for content and developing an action plan.

Sigh. I've missed the joy of project management. This is going to be scary as hell but a blast, just the same.

More to come on this exciting venture very soon...

Christmas Again?

2008-01-27T22:41:00.000-05:00

We had some visitors today.

Christmas came again as we finally got a chance to watch our grandson tackle those Christmas presents from us, his uncle and Santa Claus himself.

He and his pops and stepmom had been on a trip right after the holidays, so it was time to enjoy the holidays once again.

And hangout with superheroes. Behold Superman and his apprentice!

I'm always amazed how much he's grown since the last time we've seen him. He truly is one handsome little man.

Oh sure, he looks sweet and innocent enough...but wait until he gets going on that new drum set his uncle bought him.

The neighbors are gonna love him...

The Oscar Run Begins...

2008-01-26T20:08:00.000-05:00

Today we officially started OSCAR RUN '08 (sound the horns here!)

And what better way to do so than with two films with oodles of nominations and best of all, two that we actually look forward to seeing...

Michael Clayton and No Country for Old Men.

I was impressed with both of them. For me, Michael Clayton started off slowly and took some time to build interest and anticipation for the viewer. But once it got rolling, I couldn't wait to see what would happen next. Tom Wilkinson, up for best supporting actor, is phenomenal in the role of Arthur - a seemingly crazy, delusional man with a big tale to tell.

As the story unfolds, we find ourselves enthralled with Michael Clayton's mission which he reluctantly accepts...and I love how flawed a character Michael Clayton is. It really lends some truth to the performance. George Clooney is terrific as always in a role that fits him like a glove. I have a feeling that he will be passed over for a louder, more boisterous performance (such as Daniel Day Lewis - from what I've heard) because Clooney knows how to be that everyman so naturally, he makes it look so easy, much the same way Paul Newman did for years. At least George nabbed a supporting nod early on, unlike Paul who was awarded years later for a role that wasn't even worthy of nomination let alone a win...The Color of Money, for those of you movie buffs out there.

No Country for Old Men is a tale of decisions. What would you do? What should he have done? Josh Brolin is a man who makes a decision and that decision maps out the path of much of the movie. Tommy Lee Jones must deal with consequences. And Javier Bardem is the man carving out consequences all over the place!

All of the performances are terrific, but the attention Bardem is getting is truly warranted. He's haunting, mesmerizing and absolutely unlike anything we've ever seen in a movie before. You will not and cannot forget his performance and for that, as much as I loved Wilkinson and may enjoy the other three supporting actors, Bardem will be awarded the best support award. Mark my word. This is an unforgettable performance, plain and simple.

I liked the quirky nature of the movie at times. It reminded me of Fargo (another Coen brothers film and in my mind, a masterpiece!) I can't say that I enjoyed this as much as Fargo, but I do get the allure of the picture with Academy members. It's got its own pace and feel, unlike other films and the bizarre banter between sheriff and deputy had me in stitches much of the time yet Bardem's turn had me shrieking in various parts of the picture. (And let me tell you that I wasn't alone in my shrieks in the theater!)

Overall, both movies are well worth the price of admission and make a wonderful start to this year's run...

Eight nominations and 2 films down. 22 nominees and 17 more movies to go!

January's Wine Of The Month

2008-01-26T19:46:00.000-05:00

For those of you who dip into the lagoon often, you know that I have some "I Will" statements for 2008 (not to be confused with resolutions). I'm doing pretty well on most of them, but one of them is to try out one new wine every month which I haven't done yet.

So this month, I decided to try a popular wine that I've been meaning to explore for a while: California Zinfadel.

The verdict? I like it and was a little surprised. I'd had some not-so-pleasant taste tests with Merlot and Cabernet Savignon. I've since learned a little bit more about wine since then - that what you're eating along with the wine can have a major impact. And I've certainly developed some preferences for sweeter, fruitier wines - even borderline sparkling wines.

But I was knocked out by this wine's full aroma, smooth taste and how well it blended with the extra sharp cheese I was gnawing.

There are definitely wines I can drink alone, with nothing on my plate (Moscato, White Zin, Riesling), but this is one that with the right food accompanying it, is something I can seriously enjoy.

Thumbs up to California Zinfadel! Woo-hoo...one more wine to add to the list!

Strange News

2008-01-23T09:56:00.000-05:00

The story has been everywhere and though he wasn't my favorite actor currently, I have always enjoyed his work - even if I didn't like all of his movies.

Heath Ledger was found dead in his apartment yesterday - apparently drug related, but possibly an accidental overdose from prescriptions.

Why am I bummed out as much as I am? Maybe it's because I always felt like he didn't get much attention in movies where other actors had the spotlight. He was terrific as Billy Bob Thornton's son in Monster's Ball. I loved him in Mel Gibson's The Patriot. I have a soft spot for 10 Things I Hate about You but it is mainly a Julia Stiles vehicle. And of course, A King's Tale really got him noticed but didn't really showcase him as much as the kooky ensemble, particularly Paul Bettany who for many scenes, stole the show.

But it was Brokeback Mountain that got people talking about him though he shared the attention with Jake Gyllenhaal. I only wish I liked that movie. My disdain for the movie has nothing to do with the subject matter and a gay relationship. I simply didn't believe in the love story - it seemed poorly developed and for me, made the story less realistic and gritty and more forced. But hey, that's just me. His performance wasn't bad (better than Gyllenhaal in my estimations).

I have a feeling I'm going to be completely stunned by his Joker portrayal in the next Batman installment. But man, it's going to be spooky watching him in that. Like watching The Crow right after Brandon Lee's accidental gun death.

R.I.P, Heath. They're going to be talking about you for a while - good and bad and mainly speculative. But of all things, you were a really promising actor. It's just too bad.

Hooray For Hollywood's Big Morning

2008-01-22T19:31:00.000-05:00

Today, the official Oscar nominees were announced and as always, Larry and I made our predictions beforehand and taped this morning's ceremonial announcement of the 2008 Oscar nominations.

Of course, the real question of the day is will there even be an Oscars telecast this year? Sigh. Sure hope so. I look forward to this thing all year. And best of all, the Oscar run before it.

I've been going on Oscar Runs since college. I think I was 19 when it all started. Always loving to express my opinion, I thought 'wouldn't it be awesome if I could express an educated one?'
I'd grown up memorizing Oscar winners as a kid in middle school and high school. It would make sense that this fascination with Hollywood and its big night of back-patting would stick with me well into my thirties. So how did we do with our predictions this year? Not too badly. I beat Larry with my initial guesses 22 to 21 out of 30 nominations. Pretty good, I guess.

No real surprises if you ask me. Okay, maybe I was a little surprised that after so many early raves about Waitress last year, that the lead would have been nominated, but I think Juno has stolen away its chance to be this year's Little Miss Sunshine. And we all know that in the Oscars, you can only have one light, pleasant comedy amid a sea of downers... but no real surprises otherwise. Daniel Day-Lewis, the chick from La Vie En Rose, Hal Holbrook, Cate Blanchette x 2 (yea! I like her!) I figured on most of these. Probably the biggest shock is how much the Academy spread out the nominees across films - 19 in all! And we haven't seen a damn thing. Yikes.

So now the real fun begins --- how to tackle 19 movies in less than a month. Oy. But that's okay, I'm up for it.

What did you think of this year's round-up?

Difficult Dishes

2008-01-20T11:53:00.000-05:00

Now I know I'm rubbing off on my husband with my demented sense of humor. (Or he's rubbing off on me...hmm)

This morning, he cut out the following helpful recipe from this Sunday's coupon section in the Tampa Tribune.

Sure glad they included instructions. Whew!

Kudos, Lar, for a great find!

Happy Anniversary, Little Blue Man!

2008-01-17T20:43:00.000-05:00

It's hard to believe that it was only eight years ago that Dexter came into our lives.

He started as a little blue dachshund-chihuahua mix referenced in a phone call. But he grew to be so much more. Check out the story of Dexter here to learn more about how such a cute little booger came into our lives.

Tonight, we rewarded him with the ceremonious container of filet mignon (and thoroughly grossed out this vegetarian).

You know I must love him to go through this torture. Ewww... but to him, it truly is caviar.

Yeah, I think he enjoyed it. And on Yia Yia's fine china. Why not...it's a special occasion.

Mmm...good to the last plop.

Happy Anniversary, little man. We sure do love you.

Cocktail of the Month Club for January

2008-01-13T23:42:00.000-05:00

If you're a regular wader in the Lagoon, you know that I've made some "I Will" statements for 2008 (not resolutions...these WILL happen not might...)

No. 7 --- try a new cocktail each month that I've never had before.

Now, I'll be the first to acknowledge that when it comes to drinks, I'm not exactly experienced. Beer was always the drink of choice for me in college and the only other drinking I did usually involved a pop of some kind and rum or vodka. (I know, I know, my vast portfolio in the liquor cabinet is quite impressive.) Sure, I've had a few things (a screwdriver, strawberry daq, Tom Collins, sloe gin fizz, etc.) but you'd be surprised how many standard drinks I've never tried. Now, I've become a wine person, though I'm broadening my horizons there, too, this year (see I WILL statement No. 2)

So this year, I resolved to change the whole cocktail know-nada thing. Starting tonight.

January's cocktail debut...the standard martini. Dry Gin, Dry Vermouth, a little ice stirred and drained (so I simply don't gag from a warm beverage!) and a green olive.

Bartender Larry helped serve it up for the reluctant victim...um, participant.

So many people swear by this drink, so it's got to be good, right?

Man, I was getting ill just thinking about it. But what the heck. Life's short. Let's go for it.

My report: well, I didn't finish it. I didn't need to. After about a third of it, I knew my verdict. EWWWW. As I suspected, it's not really my bag. The smell reminded me of something I'd applied to a playground wound as a kid. The taste...well, had I tried to ingest that, probably the same.

I ate the olive though. Two actually.

Dear God, what have I gotten myself into... one down, eleven to go. See ya at the bar next month.

Big Weekend For Birthdays

2008-01-12T22:14:00.000-05:00

Shout out to a few buddies having birthdays over this weekend and early next week... yesterday was our buddy John B.'s birthday, today our golfer buddy Josh H. turned the big 3-0 (may your youth R.I.P.).

And on Tuesday, my favorite Superman fan (next to my hubby, of course) Jared turns the big 3-GASP...don't worry, been there, done that, buddy. You'll get over it! :)

Know who else is having a birthday this weekend? A similarly interesting brood...

On the 11th ... Alexander Hamilton (watch out for that gun, buddy)

Today (the 12th) ... Howard Stern, Rush Limbaugh and Rob Zombie, all on the same day(ewww, that's just weird...poor Howard!)

On the 13th ... Orlando Bloom and Patrick Dempsey celebrate (okay, you can inhale again, ladies)

On the 14th ... Jason Bateman, LL Cool J (that's right, Mama said knock you out) and Andy Rooney??!! (did you ever notice he just doesn't go away? Ever?!)

And on the 15th ... some very esteemed figures... the late Martin Luther King, Jr., Cardinal John O' Connor and Charo.

That Geico commercial has really revitalized her career. Now if only THE LOVE BOAT was still sailing...

Happy Birthday, everybody, to some of my favorite people!

The Comic Book World Is Rocked

2008-01-10T06:58:00.000-05:00

Spiderman, Spiderman...
Lost his wife and ticked off his fans...

Read all about it!

It's A Squeaker

2008-01-09T06:15:00.000-05:00

Hillary sneaks out a victory in N.H., and it appears the race is on. The Kuhn house is a happy place.

Sure, I've made no secret of the fact that I've been dreaming of a Gore campaign, but of the candidates running, Hillary's got the job.

But the real question remains: why did Florida democratic leadership make such a disastrous move to discount their own people's votes?

Bhutto Uh-oh

2008-01-08T17:16:00.000-05:00

I'll be curious to see what kind of flak the paper gets over this one.
PARADE Magazine had an exclusive interview with Benazir Bhutto scheduled to run Sunday, Jan. 6. Only one problem, this went to print just before she was assassinated. The Tribune received notification from the magazine of this irony and an explanation that the magazine was already printed and could make no mention of the circumstances since the interview. As a former marketing contact, I even received that e-mail from them.

So we ran it and with just a short note on the front page which really didn't point out that the publication had been printed. I thought it was a rather weak explanation.

And now I read that papers everywhere are being bombarded by calls and letters about how unprofessional it was for any papers to run the story. I don't know whether or not we were slammed with calls at our paper, but I too thought that maybe we could have printed some kind of insert and tacked it to the section like a post-it note so it was very clear that our hands were clean of this "goof."

Oh well... just one more indication that the world moves much too fast for print news these days.

Resolving Anything?

2007-12-31T13:06:00.001-05:00

It's that time of year. Time to contemplate what the heck we just spent the past 365 days doing. (This year, we'll get 366 days to analyze it!)

I've put together my list of resolutions (did so last week) and I'm raring to go. In fact, I'm so raring to go. I already started.

Today.

Well, why not? It's a Monday. So what if there's technically another day keeping that golf calendar of mine hanging up on the cubicle wall? Big deal. Why can't I get cracking on those bad boys today, if I'm motivated to do so.

So I am.

Resolving.

Starting at 6:05 this morning, when I woke up.

Yep, still resolving.

I'll even share a few of them with you, though some of them are a little too personal to go into with great detail here. (No offense, but I'm not stepping on a scale in front of my hubby either, so I'm sure not getting into specifics here.) But I'll share a few of my favorites.

I've got 20. (Yeah, THAT many.) I guess I have a lot I want to accomplish this year. Some may even surprise you.

This year, I renamed my list. No resolutions here - they're all "I Will" statements. And that's the point. These are things that I WILL get done.

I will try one new vegetarian recipe every other week.
I will try one new wine I've never tried before every month.
I will read a new book every month.
I will plan a get-together with a close friend I don't see regularly at least once a month.
I will take my vitamins every morning.
I will learn more about digital photography and learn how to become a better photographer throughout the year.
I will introduce myself to one cocktail I've never tried before every month. (no, I'm not becoming a lush, but I should at least know what a martini tastes like, right?)
I will commit to including fitness into my daily schedule at least 5 days a week.
I will commit to watching portions at each meal and making smarter eating choices.
I will give myself permission to splurge once a week at one meal because it's not the food that's bad, it's the overindulgence of it.
I will do one thing to my house (inside or out) every month that will make it more homey and inviting.
I will improve my average golf game by 10 strokes by the end of the year.

Okay, I'll admit. This last one might be pushing it a bit, but I'm certainly going to try.

Good luck with your I WILL statements. And may you have a beautiful, promising and personally satisfying new year.

And go, Noles!

The Morning After

2007-12-26T17:55:00.000-05:00

Have you recovered? From the holidays, I mean?
Me neither.

I really didn't want to go into work this morning. But this is one chick with no paid time off available. Certainly not on December 26.

Maybe it was the two parties we threw, the many family and friend visits and get-togethers since early November, the shopping, the traffic, the food planning-purchasing-preparing, decorating and more decorating...maybe it was the late Christmas get-together with present opening not underway until after 5:30.

Perhaps it was that bottle of Vampire brand white zinfadel that I drank. All afternoon. And evening. And finished by myself.

Whatever it is, I have struggled to focus all day. I have fought to stay awake and alert on other occasions. I have wrestled away my attention span from numerous distractions and easy-to-digest goofing off opportunities to do even a little work today.

Alas, I didn't win the battle. I don't have much to show for today.

Maybe tomorrow I'll feel better. Tomorrow is another day, right, Scarlett?

Sigh. I wanna go home.

Merry Christmas, Everybody!

2007-12-25T23:19:00.000-05:00

Hard to believe the day's finally here. This year, we did so many holiday things leading up to the day that when it finally arrived and we'd thrown all of our parties, sent out the cards (a few weeks late) and wrapped all of the gifts (the night before - oy!), we didn't know what to do anymore. We were just thrilled to be together and not working!
Let's see. We drank coffee and read the paper. And just sat on the lanai and by the Christmas tree and in the family room and...relaxed. (Relax? What's that?!) We hadn't really enjoyed simply vegging in a long time. It seems we've been planning for one party or special occasion after another.

And if there's one thing we haven't done, it's golf. Hmmm... how can we rectify this? The kids are coming over at 4 p.m.

We hit the range. It felt great to swing the driver again. I couldn't get over how straight and far my drives were today. Off the grass, my irons were pretty pathetic as always. We followed it up with some putting which was, well, quite sad. But it was just the thing we needed.

When we returned home to a pouting pooch, we still felt like playing a little more hooky, so what better way than to watch a horrible television movie (on Lifetime of all things). Yep, we're definitely needing some serious veg time. Oh, it was the movie CHRISTMAS WEDDING with Sarah Paulson of "Studio 60" fame, Dean Cain (yep, Superman) and Betty's young boss on "Ugly Betty." Cornball city, but I watched...and surprisingly, Larry, too, for much of it. Then, he called his sis and escaped the predictable, give-me-a-break conclusion.

The kids came over to enjoy Christmas dinner and presents and because we had goofed off all day, we were running around getting stuff together in one hour. Gulp! No one said we were smart!

But the food was a hit and the presents were awesome all the way around.

It also was finally a chance to see the boys open up their photo albums we'd been working on since the summer. I'd say they were a success. I hope they'll appreciate them as much as I did when I turned 21 and my folks gave me a photo album of my life.

It was a wonderful day and unfortunately, it's back to the grind for three days before we can resume our weekend. But we sure had fun, spending some time with our favorite people.

Lar and I wish so badly we could hang out together in the morning, reading the paper, sipping coffee, just being here with each other and the pupster. Dex sure had a crazy couple of weeks greeting all these wonderful visitors. He loved the company and now he can enjoy the rewards.

The party's over. It's almost time to pack it up and welcome a new year.

Time to hit the hay, little one.

A Groovy Santa Site

2007-12-24T13:17:00.000-05:00

My friend Scott reminded me about this groovy Santa site that we discovered a few years ago. Santa does WHATEVER you ask him to do. (Uh-huh, it's as cool as it sounds.)

Well, anyway, this site became SO popular that they shut it down temporarily because they couldn't accommodate the heavy traffic. But it's back and better than ever with both a kid-friendly and naughty version...hmm. Might want to check out THAT one at home.

Enjoy Simon Sez Santa and don't forget to ask him to river dance. He's really quite talented.

Holiday Tunes

2007-12-23T14:59:00.000-05:00

Well, well, well... I just realized that it's nearly Christmas and I haven't really listened to all that much holiday music. Last night's holiday light drive was the first really concentrated time besides setting up the tree and village.

We have our huge jukebox of CDs programmed to play half holiday and half mild rock n' roll and adult contemporary (yes, the Nirvana has been edged out during the holidays...gee, darn). But for some reason or another, we don't seem to be hearing all that much holiday stuff when we're playing it.

So today and tomorrow and the day after I'll be listening to all Christmas...all the time. I must catch up. In the meantime, here is an interesting take on the worst of holiday's crooning just for your listening displeasure.

I have to admit. Although the Beatles are for me the ultimate band of all time and I am a Madonna fan, those two Christmas ditties make my skin crawl. But I absolutely, 100% unequivocably DISAGREE with their number one choice for worst Christmas song. In fact, it would be on my list of favorite ones!! You can check out a list of their choices for best holidays songs.

See if you agree with these schmoes!

Some Holiday Lights For You

2007-12-22T21:45:00.000-05:00

Tonight, Larry and I drove around some of the other communities in the area to see the holiday lights, a tradition I look forward to every year.

Some neighborhoods really do it up and others, well, you have to wonder if they're just waiting for this Christmas thing to be done already! We found one house in Wesley Chapel's Stagecoach (I think) that was reminiscent of the beer commercial's Manheim Steamroller-pulsating house.

The music was chiming, the lights were flashing - it was quite cool. Here's another house with great light and music action that I found online.

I'm sure they're scoring big points with the neighbors. Enjoy!

What Do You Know?

2007-12-21T23:07:00.000-05:00

Test your knowledge of the holly jolly days of Christmas in this little Chicago Trib Christmas quiz.

I've determined that I should stick to drinking egg nog and watching "Frosty the Snowman."

How santa smart are you? Me?! Not so smart...have fun!

This Says It All

2007-12-20T17:23:00.000-05:00

A friend of mine sent me some amusing motivational posters. I think this one says it all.

This right here is my sense of humor in a nutshell.

This one's hanging on my cube wall. These two below, however, while also representative of my sense of humor probably wouldn't win over the HR department here too much.

Listen, Enjoy and Buy Please!

2007-12-17T10:09:00.000-05:00

This is a very cool article about the best songs used in advertising this year including groovy tunes by artists like Feist and Wilco (pictured). The list was compiled by one of my favorite mags, Advertising Age.

What do you think of their picks? I like the Lifehouse song that they tear apart, but I have to admit: anytime '1234' or a Wilco-themed Volkswagen commercial comes on, I'm tuning in immediately!

Holiday Parties, The Sequel

2007-12-16T10:43:00.000-05:00

Well, Dexter had another party again...

He is such a party animal.

This time, it was a chance to catch up with family and some of our oldest friends. The weather was at first questionable. We didn't even set up the tables until ten minutes before the first guests were to arrive.

But this was one time we were glad that everyone was a little late.

Our grandson Deacon had fun with his new buddy Ryan (below) who loved to ham it up for the camera.
Food was everywhere and plenty of it.

It was a great chance for old friends to get together and catch up. And people to meet others they'd heard so much about.

This is why I celebrate the holidays...an excuse to have a party.

And good food.

And tasty treats and sweets.

And wine. Lots and lots and lots of wine.

Sigh. I love holidays.

New Fanatical Access Out Today

2007-12-14T05:09:00.000-05:00

Don't forget...debuting at Verizon Wireless stores inside Circuit City locations in the Tampa Bay area today...

The fourth and final issue of Fanatical Bucs Access with profiles on linebacker Barrett Ruud, guard Davin Joseph and cheerleader Milly Figuereo. Remember: it's free!

Pick up a copy of this full-color, glossy publication and keep a newspaper advertising writer employed! Thank you!!

Day of Reckoning

2007-12-13T20:50:00.000-05:00

Man, what a day for baseball.

George Mitchell's official report on steroid use in the MLB is released and the names are flying. Many we're not surprised by (Bonds, Giambi, Clemens, Tejada), others we're disappointed by (Pettite, Gagne, Loduca). But for all, we're wondering --- how could you be so stupid?

Am I the only one out there who was simply relieved that certain names did NOT appear in the report? Pujols, Big Popi, Matt Holliday, Carlos Lee, Carl Crawford, Greg Maddux...whew.

I'm sure this marks only the beginning of this tale as players start rebuking the report or coming forth and confirming. It's a really sad time for baseball. They'd finally won some of the confidence and interest back of the fans since their '94 salary disputes and this certainly won't help.

Sad....very sad.

Factory Girl, Checking In For Duty!

2007-12-12T22:46:00.000-05:00

Anyone who knows me well, knows that I’m not satisfied unless the work I’ve done is top-notch. I’m a detailed person – sometimes too much for my own good – and if I need to stay late, I’ll just do it. I’m about the results and whatever it takes to get the results, I just do it. Am I the first to arrive at a meeting or at my desk? Nope. That’s not my strong suit. But I’m reliable on when I’ll be there. Almost always, it’s 9:15.

Enter the latest scenario to indicate lack of trust on the job. Today I had my hand slapped because instead of coming in at 9, I often come in at 9:15 or 9:20. Sure, once in a while, I come in at 9:30 (with notice given, of course) and stay late to make up the time. Nobody ever asks me how late I stay or seems to mind when I work through lunch because I’m trying to get an article done. That doesn’t seem to matter. Apparently the ship is going down because I am not sitting at my desk at 9 a.m. on the nose.

Do people rely on me for urgent technical or creative support?
No.

Do others in my department depend on my presence to complete their own sections?
Nope.

Are the advertisers or reps (or anyone for that matter!) complaining because I am not sitting there at 9 o’clock each morning?
Heck no.

SMACK!

Okay, tell me once – you’d like me to be there on time. Overkill is really not necessary

Next day – e-mail is sent re-iterating to all that our group needs to arrive on time. (Hey, wait a minute – isn’t this what you already told us yesterday?)

SMACK!

Oh, and an individual meeting held for me only with No. 2 and No. 3 to re-iterate (apparently what they already re-iterated twice). Oh yeah, you trust me, sure. Your mouth is saying it but your actions are saying something completely different.

Next day – e-mail sent out yet again re-iterating what was already emphasized um three times already. Okay, got it. (Meanwhile, I’ve been here early two days in a row after the first message is relayed…)

SMACK!

So, am I doing a good job? Are you pleased with my work? Am I really causing you any troubles? I didn’t think so.

So now I’m officially working 9:15 to 6:15 hours and that’s what they expect me to work, like clockwork. (Or what? Will I get my hand slapped if I decide to come in early one day? Do they have nothing better to do?)

I don’t like to think like an hourly worker. It’s a bad habit to get into, takes your focus off the point of the work you do and puts far too much emphasis on the mechanics of doing it. I prefer to concentrate on the quality of my work, on completing the full extent of my work. If I need to stay late one day, I’ll do it. I won’t charge you for it. I’ll just leave early another day that I could use the extra time or come in later a different day when I’m getting a lot done at my house in the morning. I trust you’ll let me make it up if you trust that I’m not trying to get a free lunch. But apparently, that’s where the problem lies. I guess they do think I want a free lunch and that’s too bad.

Today, a salary-minded individual was basically told ‘we don’t trust you’ and Factory Girl mode has been activated. I was beginning to feel really motivated in this place again after the paranoia, disappointment and hurt from last May’s almost-canning. Now, what’s my incentive to give 100%? I’m clearly not trusted and my work is not appreciated.

If you want an hourly worker, you’ll get an hourly worker. I wasn’t planning to look elsewhere in 2008 – thought I was fine settling in here, but now I’m beginning to question my decision to give it a full go. Maybe they don’t deserve a good worker willing to go the extra mile. Clearly, they don’t even know how to recognize one in this department. That’s too bad.

Factory Girl, punching in and reporting for duty…

The Holiday House Is Open

2007-12-09T08:17:00.000-05:00

Today we had a few friends over at the house to celebrate the holiday season. I never imagined we'd get through the day because we had little sleep and because of the unpredictable nature of the event.

We hosted the 12 Hours of Christmas. Sounds simple enough. Well, yes and no.

You invite guests to pop in anytime between noon and midnight and must be prepared to offer food and drinks - at anytime. That's the tricky part.

The drinks, the candy, the music - that part was easy. But the food...this was the not-so-easy part. Careful planning and many trips to the fridge to store and remove, store and remove, all day were in order.

But we managed to stay awake (even after a bottle of Moscato) and friendly, and the guests made it all worthwhile.

Thanks for popping by, all. It was wonderful to see you and we sure do appreciate you spending some time with us.

Happy holidays, everybody.

X Marks The Spot

2007-11-29T22:50:00.000-05:00

For those of you who enjoy the occasional online FREE game (my personal favorite kind), here is a cool site to check out, courtesy of my resourceful buddy Jared. (Thanks, J - you always find the most clever game Web sites!)

Animax Tic-Tac-Toe

Enjoy, everybody...and good luck!

Arriving Friday at a Circuit City Near You (If You Live In Tampa)

2007-11-23T08:02:00.000-05:00

Look for me, look for me, look for me!

Available at Circuit City Verizon Wireless dealers in the Tampa Bay area as of today for free... and help keep Cankuhn employed.

Your faithful servant---and copywriter,

C. Kuhn

P.S. Will write for food.

Ready to Gobble Gobble?

2007-11-22T11:51:00.000-05:00

Happy Thanksgiving, everybody.
I've been watching the Macy's Parade all morning, as is tradition for me, but it just doesn't feel like Thanksgiving right now. There are no nice smells winding through the house. I have just two side dishes to make and won't begin working on them for another 15 minutes or so. We're headed to our son and daughter-in-law's place for the holidays later this afternoon.

I have to go to work tomorrow, so even though I'm off work today, I still haven't gotten out of my mind what I absolutely have to get done tomorrow. So this holiday doesn't really feel like a holiday. Instead, more like I'm playing hooky. Oh well...

I do hope all of my buds and family in various corners of the country are having an awesome day. Load up on the sides - turkey's highly overrated!

Seriously, I am thankful for all of you. Thanks for being a friend to me and may you and your family have a peaceful holiday and enjoy spending the day together.

Take care.

One Final Buc Chat

2007-11-21T17:35:00.000-05:00

Look who I got to meet today? Okay, well, it was by phone, but still it was a great experience.

Tampa Bay Bucs guard Davin Joseph.

What a nice guy! And you've just gotta love the hair. (No, I didn't ask him about that. Too predictable...)

He was officially my final Bucs interview for the season. Sigh. It sure was a blast. His Fanatical Access issue with Barrett Ruud on the cover will come out Friday, Dec. 14.

This job sure has been fun. I can only hope for more cool writing opportunities in 2008. And a job, of course.

New Horizons?

2007-11-19T07:41:00.000-05:00

I made a big decision earlier this month but haven't talked about it here yet.

About six years ago, I launched my own business - a freelance marketing communications business. You know, 'come to me, folks, for your brochures, business cards, Web site content, etc.' It was a good idea, but it was not the kind of thing I could really launch successfully without investing more time and money than I could. I'm not prepared or willing to give up a full-time gig (and its benefits) to go freelance 24/7. If I'm forced to due to unemployment, that's a whole other story. But for right now, nope. Not going to do it.

The problem with marketing communications jobs is that they involve a lot of back and forth communications with customers and far too many steps to complete a project. A person working a full-time job in addition to this work either has no personal life whatsoever or can't really do as good a job as necessary for either.

So, I made an effort - did a few jobs - had a few steady clients but then, effective last year, I closed up shop.

I'm exploring a different avenue now.

My work at the Tribune has shifted into producing more editorial content than I ever have done. It's been wonderful, and really allowed me to get my feet wet in new waters. It's also helped me to build up that portfolio. So now I have a mission.

I'm launching a part-time freelance writing gig. Nothing formal, no clever names. I am busy at work setting up some good pages to demonstrate my writing skills and variety of work I've done. I'm going to bid primarily on jobs involving interviews, research and general copy writing, more so than marketing communications.

I've found a few sources for these job listings online and I think once I can establish some good connections and show what I can do, I'll probably get some repeat customers.

It's exciting and a little scary, putting myself out there like that. I don't really know how the freelance writing biz works and definitely have my homework ahead of me. But I've discovered what I enjoy doing more than anything else, and that is interviewing people, hearing their story and telling it. If I can find a way to do that for a living (or even part-time basis), I may have found my calling. At least I hope so.

Only took 37 years.

Not bad.

Time To Catch Up

2007-11-18T22:38:00.000-05:00

Okay, I'll take the blame. I sorta - gulp - forget about you.

No, not about you personally but let's just say I've had a lot going on in the Kuhn household to catch up on since the big anniversary adventure earlier this month. And with many holidays on the way, I'm in full throttle mode preparing for all of those, too. Sigh. What a tiring time of year.

We're less than a week away from holiday numero uno, Thanksgiving - so what's been happening? Well, let's recap.

Locally, crazy parents stood in the cold, dirty downtown Tampa streets to win Hannah Montana concert tickets for their kids. (Yeah, clearly the unemployment rate has grown considerably for people to have the time to spend days and days hanging out by a big gaudy statue.)
Katie Couric did a no-no. Yeah, she's as vain as the next national news anchor, even as much as her predecessor. (Are we supposed to be shocked by this?)
The Bucs won. The Bulls won. The Bolts continue to win. Heck, even the Noles won. It's a happy day in the Kuhn house.
The writers are on strike. Well, not me or my buds but the TV scribers who actually make a bountiful living from their craft yet that's still not enough. More, more, more...they must have more, and my wonderful late-night TV hosts, favorite soaps and Jack Bauer are the victims! Damn those writers!
My Bucs interviews continued and I got to talk with tackling phenom Barrett Ruud (linebacker). I still have a story to write and this cover boy won't hit Circuit City dealers until the final issue run date - December 14 - but it was a real treat to talk to him. The best way I can describe him is as an old soul in a young dude.

I guess I have no choice but to keep up with the world, even if I'm often spinning in circles these days. And buy lots of Dramamine.

Waterworld on Parker Street

2007-11-08T14:44:00.000-05:00

Today the oldest building at the Tampa Tribune entered the 21st century.

Behold the water fountain of the future.

Oooh, aaahhh.

I especially like the big cords hanging out in the back and the way it stands out from the wall about a foot so we can't help but notice it (and trip over it).

Aah, progress.

What A Weekend!

2007-11-05T08:05:00.001-05:00

I would have kept up with my blogging this weekend if I could but it was a pretty busy time. Starting with Larry and I celebrating our 10th anniversary aboard the very ship we got married on ten years earlier.

Mom and Dad and the kids and their ladies treated us to dinner, loud music (VERY loud sometimes...) and a chance to think back to our very special day in our lives.

Friday, we began our little weekend jaunt over to Kissimmee where we started off the celebration with some very muddy and HORRIBLE golf at Kissimmee Oaks Golf Club. In spite of the bad scores and mud-covered calves, shoes and everything else, it was just nice to be together. And we were after all, not working.

That night, we hit the gift stores to shop for some wonderfully tacky and pointless souvenirs and when we returned to the hotel, cracked open the time capsule sealed up back in 1998, at the end of our first year of marriage. Going through old magazines, movie stubs and letters and cards from the past was a hoot.

By Saturday, it was off to Disney and the Magic Kingdom. I will never grow up and I will never grow tired of this place. Can you tell?

And in the evening, we checked out nearby Old Town jam-packed with entertainment that we would never seek out on our own time (cruiser competitions, bullriding, lots of smokers and drinkers, oh boy) but we were on a vacation and that's all that really mattered.

On Sunday, it was time to check out and head home but not before sneaking in a little putt-putt. Yeah, I sucked at that, too, but at least I didn't get muddy and wasn't over 100 this time!

The drive home felt fairly short and when we arrived home to be greeted by our loving little buddy, we also found a thoughtful message waiting for us from our son and girlfriend on the lanai.

What a fabulous weekend. Now why on earth do I have to go to work?

Happy Anniversary, Baby!

2007-11-01T07:55:00.000-04:00

Ten big years with my honey.
Hard to believe it’s been that long yet I feel like I’ve always known him.

Happy anniversary, Larry. You’re the best!

P.S. Hope you like the new driver...let's test it out tomorrow!

Happy Halloweenie To You!

2007-10-31T22:43:00.000-04:00

Man, what a low turnout this year. Trick or treating was not all that impressive in my neighborhood this year.

Our first year in our development we received over 120 kids at the house, and the next year only 80-something. Last year, about 60 candy beggars showed up and this year? Holy cow, just 43! Wow… what a drop.

My theory is that when we moved in and people were buying houses like crazy, maybe a lot of families upgraded to larger homes elsewhere while they had the great financing opportunity and houses were more reasonably priced.

So we may have fewer households with little kids in the area. It’s possible. Or maybe people are just increasingly more afraid to let their kids go door-to-door, which if you really think about it, sounds a bit odd given today’s climate (both environmental and social). It’s scary out there…WITHOUT MASKS!

Dexter was cute as a button and as usual, quite popular with the visitors who stopped by. This year, for the first time, I decided to dress him up beyond his usual Halloween bandana. He wasn’t a big fan of the hat and by the end of the night, I caved in and removed it, so he looked more like a jester with just the goofy, purple collar.

Sigh. So much candy left. It’s a tough job.

A Halloween Treat For You

2007-10-28T23:29:00.001-04:00

Hey, how'd you like the opportunity for an awesome holiday treat (even if it is a few days early)?

Check out this very cool bubble wrap game that my friend Kris sent me. Click on the bubbles and see how many you can pop before you run out of time, and see what you win!

Oh, and be sure to turn up the sound so you can enjoy the soothing sounds of fun bubblewrap popping. Have fun.

Baby Shower Number One (Of Many To Come)

2007-10-27T00:29:00.000-04:00

It seems like everyone I know is pregnant. (Don't look to me for any news soon. I'm a dog mom and that's plenty enough for me!!)

With these big news announcements, the baby showers soon follow. Today, the Tampa Tribune marketing and advertising folks celebrated the first of one of these bundles of joy on the way - Donna and Bobby Hess and their baby girl on their way around Super Bowl time!

Hey, Mama Hess - how are you doing?

Aah...This mama won't blend in with the decorations in her cool blue blouse amid a sea of pink, pink and more pretty pink. So let's have a pink party!

Some delicious food, lots of balloons, good friends and presents --- means good times for all!

Now, this mom-to-be knows a good gift when she sees one. Sigh. The treasured Diaper Genie, welcomed by any expectant parent like the coveted Lost Ark.

Good luck, mom, and congrats from the whole Kuhn clan!

Busy Chatting Away In Tampa Bay

2007-10-25T23:41:00.000-04:00

Look who I got to interview yesterday...two very different men.

Longtime WFLA news anchor Bob Hite...

and Tampa Bay Bucs quarterback Jeff Garcia.

They were both nice but so different from each other. Okay, they had a few things in common - both could give long answers to questions. Sometimes, very long answers... But where Bob used inflection and storytelling, Jeff had a fairly consistent tone - serious but sincere - and didn't answer questions that he couldn't respond to. Bob answered everything. Well, sorta. Okay, sometimes he didn't actually answer the question I asked but he always gave me a long answer either way. Still, both guys were chatty and nice, so I can't complain.

Today, I chatted with Buccaneers Wide Receiver Ike Hilliard, and let me tell you:

that is one cool guy. Even if he is a stinkin' Gator! (I left out the part about my being a Nole alum.) I loved the way he answered questions. You knew that every answer was honest, candid and thoughtful. Very nice guy. Yep, I like Ike.

Tomorrow, I'm supposed to talk with the Bucs' defensive dynamo Barrett Ruud.

I didn't realize is leading the league in tackles. Cool. He's better and more popular than I realized. Good to know...

Anyway, look for my profile of Bob in December's Flair Magazine, in the Tampa Tribune first Sunday in December. And catch Jeff and Ike profiled in the third issue of Fanatical Access arriving at Tampa Bay area Verizon Dealers and Circuit City Verizon inside stores the Friday after Thanksgiving...so stay tuned!

Hitting The Trail

2007-10-20T22:47:00.000-04:00

Today, Lar and I had a company picnic to go to (his company) but the best part was where it was being held: Hillsborough River State Park.

Neither of us had been there in a really long time (never together) and it was fun exploring the area and getting in a little exercise.

Weather was beautiful, a little overcast but rain had already passed much earlier that morning.

We headed down the Banyard Trail, a 1 mile trek, not feeling quite up to the 3-mile Florida Trail offered, too.

The scenery was beautiful and fortunately, no nature popped out to visit us on this nature trail. Sure, it would be fun to see but frankly, the two of us are such indoors people that we wouldn't know what to do if something furry with claws was staring at us on the trail.

"No, wait, we come in peace...we're just looking for our golf ball..."

Once Upon A Freakish Time

2007-10-20T00:26:00.000-04:00

Here's where we went tonight. Brandon's girlfriend Tiffany gets involved with the local rec center to put this intricate thing together and they do it all for the community for free.

Pretty cool.

I'd show you pictures inside the wild and wacky, ghoulish and gory disturbed fairy tale haunted house, but unfortunately, the strobes and darkness led to well, some not so great shots. But it's always great getting together with Brando to support his lady.

But the most disturbing thing at this year's event was how many parents brought really young kids.

I sure hope this little guy wasn't dragged through the haunted house!

Last year, they did a bloody mental hospital theme...it was even more deranged. (Love it.) But this year, I worried that fairy tales might hit a little too close to home for kids and once inside I was right. Sleeping Beauty screaming and pounding in her locked glass case that she wants to get out. Dorothy screaming "there's no place like home" while bloodied and beckoning to the crowd being pushed through the house. And a plea from Mother Hubbard's cupboard from the trapped children.

Man, this was just downright freakish.

And something about this guy's costume disturbs me, too.

And yet, the families and their three and four-year-olds kept rolling up for a peek. I heard one of the volunteers tell them it's really designed for kids 8 and older and adults. Nope, that didn't change that parent's mind. And we wonder why kids are so desensitived to blood, guts and violence...geez...

For the rest of us, so-called grown-ups, it was positively frightful. And I can't think of any better way to spend a Friday night.

Ode To Sesame Street

2007-10-17T16:48:00.000-04:00

One of these things belongs with the other, but one of these things just doesn’t belong…

Is it me or does something seem a bit out of place with this shot?

Okay, I’ll give you a hint. When you use the word “peace,” which person in this picture doesn’t come to mind?

Hmm…

Hail To The Goof

2007-10-17T13:40:00.000-04:00

Is anyone having flashbacks to Pat Paulsen on Rowan and Martin's Laugh-in after Stephen Colbert's big announcement?

Okay, flashbacks to RERUNS of Pat Paulsen on Laugh-in?

Ghoulish Gametime

2007-10-16T22:04:00.000-04:00

If you need a little help getting in the Halloween spirit, check out this groovy, devilish game my friend Jared found. Be sure to turn on your speakers for the full effect.

Who needs Pat Sajak, when you have this creepy fella hanging around. I couldn't get past 175 points. Let me know how you do.

Enjoy!

Veggie Route Growing In Popularity

2007-10-15T07:03:00.001-04:00

Did you see the story this morning on USAToday.com about how a growing number of kids are becoming vegetarian? I love it!

There are so many great veggie options available that now we just have to work to get the stigma removed from the word.

One step at a time!

Elvis Will Be In The Building

2007-10-14T13:35:00.001-04:00

This is precisely why the Clintons are cool.

Look who's performing at Hillary's birthday bash?

When Bill turned 60, he had people like the Rolling Stones and Jack White (of the White Stripes) jamming at the event.

This couple just rocks.

New Dog Park in Zephyrhills

2007-10-14T09:03:00.000-04:00

Look where we went yesterday! Lar and I had planned to take Dexter to the local Animal Coalition fundraising walk at Al Lopez Park in Tampa. But once we learned the USF football game started at noon at nearby RayJay Stadium, uh-uh. No way. We've done that before and gotten caught in tons of traffic. So we decided to try out the new dog park in Zephyhrills, located at the corner of Alston and Meadowood.

It was a groovy little place. Apparently it had debuted the same weekend as the big Kuhn wedding, so it's not surprising we missed that announcement. But Dex made up for lost time and seemed to really enjoy it.

Like most dog parks, there are two areas, one for larger dogs and another for twerps like Dexie. Dex wasted no time meeting up with the one lone explorer, Lola the Miniature Pinscher when we arrived. But also fulfilled his greeter duty when yorkies Roy and Lexie came to join in the fun.

Everyone soon drank out of both Lola and Dexter's water bowls. Well, except Dexter. He drank a little but as usual, he'd rather pant and play then stop to replenish fluids. Just like a Kuhn.

So many groovy places to roam.

And pee.

"Come back and see us!"

Yep, we'll be back. And what a cool morning Dex had with his mom and pop.

Cool Careers Web Site

2007-10-13T20:35:00.000-04:00

If people out there are currently struggling with what they want to be when they grow up (the second time around), a new blog offers some pearls of wisdom to those of us who might be analyzing our career directions or shifting careers. It's called Shifting Careers and it's been launched by the New York Times.

Check it out. It's fascinating stuff! Enjoy...

Cool Beans (Or Progressively Warmer Ones)

2007-10-12T05:41:00.000-04:00

First, the Oscar.
Now, the Nobel Peace Prize.

Next?

(Hail to the Chief...)
Run, Al, run!

Extra, Extra! Coming Friday

2007-10-11T23:17:00.000-04:00

Look for me tomorrow...

Yep, the new Fanatical Bucs Access magazine that I've been working on is finally making it to stands at Verizon dealers (both freestanding and those inside Circuit City stores). I'm excited... three of the four profiles in every issue will be by yours truly.

And trust me, the interviews in issue 2 get better! There were some strange circumstances for these first two that only allowed me about 5 minutes of conversation with each player.

Help make this a success with fans and stop by your nearby Verizon dealer today. And it's free!

(There's my sales pitch. I'm done. Honest.)

Apple Of My Eye

2007-10-11T00:06:00.000-04:00

My friend Jared e-mailed me this link today and it's got me hooked already.

Catch as many apples as you can but lookout! There may be some falling on the other side.

I saved 67 my first try. How about you?

Stupidity At It Finest Yet Again

2007-10-08T13:43:00.000-04:00

How do these people walk and talk? Or breathe? I really want to know.

This local story is unbelievably sad, stupid and appalling, all at the same time. Read on...

Another One Bites The Dust

2007-10-02T07:27:00.000-04:00

Thank you for taking the time to visit with us, to brainstorm some ideas and to deliver some excellent writing exercises...blah blah blah…

You are a talented individual with great aptitude…blah blah blah.

Wait a minute! What’s that I hear…is it?...I think it is…could it be?

Yep. A but. There’s always a “but.”
In this case, a big “but.”

It's been a very difficult decision, BUT we have decided to continue the search for a Senior Marketing Writer…blah blah blah.

Yeah, sure. Whatever.
I’m getting rather used to these replies.

Rejection's become my new middle name.
Sigh.

Back From The Future...And Lots of Vino

2007-10-01T23:10:00.000-04:00

Here's where we went yesterday with our visiting family from Rochester. No more weddings, no more rehearsals. So it was time to be a tourist. Yep, that's right. Off to EPCOT.

I hadn't been there in a while and was a little worried that it would be absolutely packed since they have the Wine and Food Festival starting this weekend.

Sure, it was definitely busier on the World Showcase side of the park, but surprisingly, the crowds weren't that bad and the rides in the Future section are far more interesting than I remember as a kid coming here. I never really warmed up to EPCOT. It always seemed so dull and Science was my least favorite subject.

The best part though was just hanging out with the family, enjoying the slightly cooler, fresh air and not working. (Amen to that!)

Aah. I love vacations.

It's Official

2007-09-30T01:05:00.000-04:00

The bride was beautiful. The groom was handsome.

We couldn't hear a word of the ceremony, but it didn't rain and it ran fairly smoothly.

It was a beautiful day and night.

Congratulations, Derek and Misty!

Today's The Day

2007-09-29T13:24:00.000-04:00

The big wedding.

Derek and Misty tie the knot. Guests are here. They've toasted at the rehearsal. It's time to make it official.

Stay tuned for uploaded photos late tonight, after the big event.

And may that 30% chance of rain please please PLEASE stay away from this early evening outdoor wedding.

PLEASE.

I Say There's Trouble In Kuhn City

2007-09-29T00:55:00.000-04:00

Today our family from out of state arrived for the big day - Derek's wedding tomorrow.

So of course as with any get together of the Meister and Kuhn clan, we had our - TA DA - traditional Trouble tournament.

Yep, that's right. Trouble. The seemingly harmless, childhood game of jumping over rivals and sending people home.

We take our trouble very seriously in the Kuhn family.

For round 1, my niece Theresa and hubby Lar earned their spots in the championship round. (Yeah, she looks charming and sweet, but inside lurks a killer Trouble mastermind.) Round 2, brother-in-law Bob and yours truly here made the cut.

But who would win?

Well, I'm not going to toot my own horn but...

HONK!! HONK!!

And the prize was some lovely "Ode to Mexico" cake (to go with our Mexican Fiesta dinner theme that night) and watching the USF Bulls football team win big! Woo-hoo. First, the pride of being crowned trouble champion for the first time ever. Then, a Bulls victory.

Now, cake?

I don't think I could handle any more excitement this weekend... and apparently, neither can these sleepy two.

Zzzzzz

2007-09-25T06:27:00.000-04:00

Tired.
Very tired.
Hardly any sleep last night.

Must lie down.

If you see me today, talk very very softly. Thank you.

Look Who's Not Talking...Ever Again

2007-09-24T08:15:00.000-04:00

Ladies and gentlemen, a moment of silence for the death of the true "Quiet Man."

The really quiet man.

I mean, really quiet.

Am I the only one who's a little bothered by this photo? Is it just me? Really?

A Kuhnie Milestone

2007-09-23T11:18:00.000-04:00

My first official by-line in a major newspaper!
Woo-hoo!

Sure, it won't win a Pulitzer or anything, but it's a start.

Somebody Just Turned Four!

2007-09-22T22:56:00.000-04:00

Hard to believe it but my little grandson Deacon just turned four years old.

Okay, I'm lying. It's not hard to believe. I actually told someone a few weeks ago that he was turning five. Yeah, talk about getting old. I think we know now who's being most affected by the aging process here, don't we?! DOH!

We joined the family for a little birthday celebration at Derek and Misty's place...their wedding is just a week away. But today's festivities were all about this cute little boy.

And baseball.
And groovy-looking cake.

And more baseball. Woo-hoo!

Seems we may have a future hall-of-famer slugger on our hands. Who knows!
He still needs a little help getting dressed for the game but that's okay.

Even Grandpa Kuhn got into the action.

The spectators were quite overwhelmed by the hoopla!

Some even lost their heads over it. It was quite an event.

At the end of the party, it was really all about...well, baseball, yes, but cake. Lots of it. Groovy, tasty cake.

Groovy, tasty cake on fire.

Holy cow and the candles won't stop burning...

Um, Daddy?

Ruh-roh.

Okay, now this is just kooky!

Yep, he was easy to trick. He is only four, after all (see, I remember) but that didn't make it any less fun to watch as he marveled at the never-ending candles spark up again.

Four years down. Many more to come. And this little slugger is just getting started. Look out spring T-ball opponents...one pretty cool kid is headed your way.

New Logo Is Lacking

2007-09-21T15:38:00.000-04:00

Is it me or does this remind you of a toothpaste logo?

The baseball diamond reminds me of a big pointy tooth, the light blue reminds me of a minty gel and the sparkle? Well, it's practically begging for me to roll my tongue over my teeth and exclaim, "It's a great feeling!"

I just don't get the new Tampa Bay Devil Rays logo. Granted, the awesome green of the ghost of Rays logo past is reminiscent of the USF Bulls, so if you're trying to create an easily recognizable presence in town, well, you're just not going to do it with green. I like it, but will admit when I'd see the color, I'd usually think Oakland A's.

Then there was the really old logo of bright greens and yellows and purples, which I must say that I liked the most. Call it the lite brite fan in me, but I loved it fresh, vivid take on an old sport. Others, I think, viewed it as a little TOO vivid.

In Tampa, if someone's wearing a red t-shirt and you only see him from behind, there's a pretty good chance when he turns around it will be a Bucs shirt. Similarly, the rich royal blue of the Lightning is fairly distinctive but hunter green? Not necessarily a Rays fan especially with the way they play, how Yankee-wacky these nuts are (boo!) and how good the Bulls are playing lately.

Still... is this new logo really the best they could do?

I just don't like it.

September Photo Shoot

2007-09-17T23:54:00.000-04:00

Dex isn't always ready and willing to take pictures. Not even when it revolves around one of his favorite pasttimes. This month's photo shoot this weekend held true to that tradition.

You know, Dexter's a big fan of football, don't you? Not only is he the unofficial fantasy league commissioner at his fantasy games Web site that he manages... he's an avid watcher. Well, pretty much anything we want to see, he watches. It's tough to use the remote with dewclaws.

I think what Dexter loves best about football is that we golf less. No doubt about it, Sundays we're around the house more not to mention the greens fees rise, too. But we definitely hang around the house more during football season, so Dexter loves that.

More football? More mommy and daddy. It's as simple as that.

Now if only if would just take this dang picture.

There, that's it.

Wake Me Up When It's Over

2007-09-16T10:46:00.000-04:00

Okay, I don't want to hear from FSU fans, because I am after all an alum and of course, still rooter for the team.

But was that THE most boring college football game of all time last night against Colorado?

It doesn't start until well after 10 p.m. EST. Then, once it does, it's like pulling teeth to get anybody to score!!

Man, the Noles just aren't what they used to be. It's just sad.